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Sometimes you've got to wonder about me I can sense it in my veins like a part of the force. And surprisingly even though I'm still a jerk for not posting I've abused myself by still tuning into the games. But enough about me let's get to the bizarre facts that you might have missed with me being  gone....

• Contrary to popular belief Tim Collins has not pitched in 70 games yet but only a mere 35. Can you believe that One ? Seems like he's been in just about every game.

• The teams unite for Joplin patch is red because the official Missouri state bird is the Bluebird and Joplin is geographically closer to Kansas City then St.Louis.

• The ghost of Zack Grienke still haunts the Royals.com shop  and is said to play basketball, with the long gone alternate black hat of the mid 2000's.*

• Wilson Betemit once wrestled in the WWE and had a flashback, thus accidentally injuring Albert. 

So yeah as you can read it's been a thrill of a season but I shalt not give in. Hopefully in the near future I'll be able to get some interviews and stuff you'll actually care to read. But for now if I go on another post hiatus you can always follow me on Twitter or friend me on Facebook (be sure to tell me your a Royals fan).
Tell next time my pals, go Royals !

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* - I liked that hat it was cool and modern just like the players who wore it.