I'm sorry it's not funny at all, but still I couldn't help but laugh.
Farnsworth got 4 stitches after being bitten by one of his dogs and you know you're not having a good season when that happens. Hey in a turn of good luck it wasn't his pitching hand, and the dogs do have great names Strike and Rambo.
At least he's no Micheal Vick and for that we applaud him.
Get well soon Farnsy cause I think your luck just might be changing.