Sunday, April 19, 2009

With God and my Dad as witnesses

With God and my Dad as witnesses as I drove down the highway to drop off a job application I heard over the radio: Farnsworth comes in.
I say games over.

What in the name of Jacob's goatee !!!
2 PITCHES 2 DANG PITCHES !!!!!!
And the game is over. The great comeback from Davies the Jake HR all for not all so mister 0-3 can blow the game. Ladies and gentleman whom both must be physically forced to be lady and gentle man like the guy with the 11 plus ERA blows the game!!

Sure I have issues with Hillman not bringing in Soria with runners on 1st and third one out in the eighth but Farnsworth in the bottom of the 9th !!!

I"M SO DANG TICKED
IF FARNSWORTH COMES IN AGAIN I'll consider finding another team. (Vain threat ignore)
ARGHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!




MR. 0-3 EVERYBODY !!!!!
And $9 million in the bank !!!


After a long struggle Kyle realizes he's got balls just no brain or arm.



3 comments:

  1. That post rocks using grandpa Simpsons voice.

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  2. Oh man, your so right !!!
    But I meant it that way (or maybe not).

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  3. I've tried to find a new team in years past. No matter what I keep coming back. It's inbred into my DNA. I have 3 MLB teams within 100 miles of me and the Royals are 2500 miles from me. Yet they're the only team for me. Although the Padres are growing on me since all my AM radio stations cover the Pads. Here's to Farnsie 0-34 with a 23.93 era at seasons end!

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