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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Royals Unsider: 1B Ross Gload


Today's Unsider concentrates on Ross Gload. Yep Unsider. Yep concentrates no 100 percent juice here.
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THE FACTS
Positions: 1B/cOF
Nickname: Wilderness Man/Super Grit/Gloadie
Full Name: Ross^ Peter~ Gload*
Career B AVG through 5-7-08: 278
*Pronounced: GLOWED
~Pronounced: Peter
^ Pronounced: Ross as in floss or toss
Number: 7
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 190

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The Truth
When you play in a city that also house's an NFL team your 1B should also double as an Offensive Lineman which Gload doesn't not even with all that heart, but this guy would. Also what's with the Gloadie's ? I thought they went out in the 1970's .
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THE PROJECTIONS 2008 (ESPN)
Games: 157
AB: 477
R: 42
H: 133
2B: 12
3B: 0
HR:0
RBI: 42
SB: 6
AVG: 278

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THE REAL PROJECTIONS TRUTH
Yes these are projections for Ross it would seem ESPN doesn't think Gload will hit for power.
Morons. They are stupid besides when was the last time you saw Royals highlights on ESPN any way. No Gload is a 1B and their power guys correct ? So don't be surprised if these projections are more accurate:
HR: 52* (Royals Record)
RBI: 138
H: 203
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Fantasy Baseball TIP
Yes sir if you play fantasy baseball pick up Gload according to ESPN he's owned by 0.1 percent but after seeing those projections above pick him up I don't care if you have to cut Ryan Howard ! That's some advice you can take to the bank friends !
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ROSS GLOAD PIECE BY PIECE

The Brain:
A college guy UCF he's very smart may just run for president or the dean of Harvard when he retires
The Facial Hair: The facial hair stands for a wilderness man that unshaven hard nosed Robert Redford, Clint Eastwood special.
Movie Appeal:
Ross Gload in
The Gload, The Bad, and The Gritty

Ross Gload in
FirstBasemen High

My personal favorite:
Ross Gload as
Gloademiah Gloadson
some say he's an everyday guy...some say he never will be.

Ross Gload in
A Fistful of Dollars
(2004 $302K, 2005 $355K, 2006 $350K, 2007 $625 K)

And Finally:
Ross Gload in
For a Few More Dollars
(2008 $1,300,000.00)

The Ability: Has plenty my favourite would be to fight through pain
The Whatever: What ?
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